Note: This post is my first attempt at fanfiction….Yes, I’m a “Star Wars” fan… š
Han Solo had been entombed in his refrigeratorās door by his once lovely and voluptuous wife Princess Leia.Ā Sheād warned him many times that if he went to the Mos Eisley Cantina one more time that heād experience a cold day like none other heād ever experienced before, and today sheād made good on her promise.Ā Barndino, Leiaās pet dinosaur, who unlike other dinosaurs in the neighborhood, was quite tame stood vigil in front of the fridge mourning the loss of his master.
āBarndino, I know youāre upset, but Han broke his promise to me for the last time,ā she said matter-of-factly. āIām going to the Cantina. Must be someone there that he found more attractive, but for the life of me, I havenāt a clue who that might be.ā
She walked outside to her shiny red cloud car. Reaching the car door, she was stopped by an officer of the local arm of the Jedi Order that she didnāt recognize.
āMaām, turn around and go back inside your house,ā said the officer.
āI donāt know who you think youāre talking to, but Iām āPrincess Leiaā, and talking to me in that tone of voice is punishable by death,ā she said.
āSays right here on this signed complaint by your neighbor that your name is Leia Solo, married to one Han Solo who has not been seen by anyone in the last twelve hours.Ā So Iām asking you respectfully if I may come in and check Mr. Soloās welfare.ā Read the rest of this entry »